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Patrick Neagle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/11132_209755676146_171663901146_4573622_3799381_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11132_209755676146_171663901146_4573622_3799381_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cimg0208.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CIMG0208</image:title><image:caption>C. Patrick</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-23T12:11:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2013/02/21/friday-fictioneers-22-feb-2013/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/copyright-janet-webb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>copyright-janet-webb</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-27T10:27:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2012/06/04/words-to-action-the-genesis-of-lady-starr-space-ranger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_1943.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Producing Lady Starr</image:title><image:caption>Our producer, George Cron, working behind-the-scenes on an episode of "The Adventures of Lady Starr, Space Ranger."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_1942.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lady 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Venus!".</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-08T10:00:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2013/01/27/how-to-eat-food-on-a-plane/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/klmdinner1-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KLMdinner1-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-23T19:53:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2013/01/22/the-dc-vs-marvel-movie-conundrum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dcsuperherocollage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DCsuperherocollage</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-22T06:00:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2012/06/01/plugs-for-the-month-of-june/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/street-seen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Street Seen</image:title><image:caption>The flyer for my solo show at Gailey's in June.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-01T17:32:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2012/05/15/goblinbrook-comics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/meet-the-clam-pets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meet the Clam Pets</image:title><image:caption>Some of the Clam-pets.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-15T14:03:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2012/05/10/review-of-the-avengers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cimg9519.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CIMG9519</image:title><image:caption>A Captain America cos-player at Gen Con 2011</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-14T20:57:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2012/05/07/cutting-the-cable/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/scissorscuttingcord1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scissorscuttingcord</image:title><image:caption>Cutting the cable is really more metaphorical than this, but it's good imagery.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-07T18:33:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2012/04/19/get-the-shot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cherrystreethdr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CherryStreetHDR</image:title><image:caption>This HDR composite of Cherry Street in Springfield, Missouri, was done hand-held</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-19T16:34:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2012/03/27/sometimes-mistakes-make-art/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/lifeaftermeth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LifeAfterMeth</image:title><image:caption>In this 'found art' image, the billboard above the partiers creates an ironic juxtaposition, implying that 'Life After Meth' can be just as strange.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/7springswinerywacky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7SpringsWineryWacky</image:title><image:caption>This is how the picture ended up coming out the other side of the HDR program's mixmaster.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/7springswinerypntrly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7SpringsWineryPntrly</image:title><image:caption>This is how the HDR shot was supposed to come out.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-29T14:15:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2012/03/29/a-kick-to-the-pants-of-traditional-publishing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cimg0210.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CIMG0210</image:title><image:caption>Paper or plastic?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-29T14:12:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/12/26/resolution/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cimg0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sumo</image:title><image:caption>Don't be mean</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-27T12:10:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/10/06/finding-horror-october-horror-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cimg9729.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trollcam</image:title><image:caption>So you want to be a Norwegian Trollhunter, do you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-21T20:02:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/11/18/the-zombie-occupation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/occupierzombie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OccupierZombie</image:title><image:caption>Left: An Occupier occupying St. Louis; Right: A zombie.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-18T18:07:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/11/17/in-defense-of-television/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cimg7622.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CIMG7622</image:title><image:caption>It's waiting. Waiting. Waiting.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-17T18:19:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/11/08/a-stake-to-the-heart-of-vampire-romance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/2136006_com_death2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UnquietDeath</image:title><image:caption>Ah, love. (photo: Creative Commons)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-09T06:50:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/10/31/rewound/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T01:12:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/10/31/the-appendix-of-halloween/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/crw_3957.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CRW_3957</image:title><image:caption>Happy Halloween!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T01:12:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/10/26/giant-spider-crafts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0623.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0623</image:title><image:caption>The completed giant spider, mounted on my porch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0622.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0622</image:title><image:caption>The finished spider.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0621.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0621</image:title><image:caption>The finished legs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0616.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0616</image:title><image:caption>Here's the finished 'body' of the spider.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0607.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0607</image:title><image:caption>Tying off the 'head.'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0602.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0602</image:title><image:caption>The things you'll need.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-15T11:52:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/10/24/houses-of-horror-oct/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0763.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Haunted House</image:title><image:caption>Beware the houses you find in the woods; you never know what might be lurking within.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-24T23:46:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/10/21/lament-for-starfire/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-23T07:06:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/10/17/attack-of-the-creepers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_06301.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spider1</image:title><image:caption>This spider very likely thinks you're a fly.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0630.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0630</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-19T17:23:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/10/19/when-animals-attack-then-eat-you-then-attack-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/piranha_ii.jpg</image:loc><image:title>piranha_ii</image:title><image:caption>Because regular piranha just aren't scary enough.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/frogs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frogs</image:title><image:caption>The frogs in the movie weren't quite big enough to eat you, but that didn't stop the filmmakers from giving it a go.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-19T17:19:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/10/04/108/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-06T17:25:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/10/06/into-the-cloud/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/steve_jobs_11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steve_Jobs_11</image:title><image:caption>Steve Jobs: Rest in iPeace</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-06T15:09:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/10/04/what-is-best-in-life-conan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/512p73ycsnl-_sl500_aa300_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ConanPoster</image:title><image:caption>Conan, the version where he only lifts the sword up in the sky like that for the movie poster.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-19T08:29:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/09/27/perfectly-barbecued-corn-on-the-cob/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img_0366.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stacked Corn</image:title><image:caption>Here's a beautiful stack of corn that actually was at Wal-Mart. In fact, we complemented the employee who'd done the stacking on his corn-stacking skills. The corn looks pretty good, too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-11T15:40:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/09/26/the-perils-of-jogging/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cimg9659.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Banana Peel on Sidewalk</image:title><image:caption>This photo, 'Banana Peel on a Sidewalk', was re-created by professionals. Don't try this at home--it's far too dangerous.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-26T17:22:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/09/21/a-shift-of-perspective/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img_0429.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My first art sale</image:title><image:caption>The author (and photographer) with his first photographic art sale.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-28T18:06:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/07/07/apologies-to-steven-moffat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bbc_seriado_sherlock_holmes_1_temporada_epis_dio_01_02_a_study_in_pink_the_blind_banker_2010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bbc_seriado_sherlock_holmes_1_</image:title><image:caption>BBCs modernization of the Sherlock Holmes stories</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-07T18:02:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/06/04/paris-hilton-is-batman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/batsymbol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>batsymbol</image:title><image:caption>It's not in pink, but _could_ it be?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-04T13:27:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2011/06/02/warbling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cimg9862.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Karaoke</image:title><image:caption>The obligatory karaoke duet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-02T15:52:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2010/12/21/the-day-of-debacles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/elvallemarket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ElValleMarket</image:title><image:caption>The market in the El Valle de Anton town of Anton.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/surlyhorse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>surlyhorse</image:title><image:caption>He's contemplating the terrible things he can do to us.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/goldenfrog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goldenfrog</image:title><image:caption>One of the endangered golden tree frogs of Panama.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-09T18:10:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2010/11/28/63/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/toucan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toucan</image:title><image:caption>A toucan observes the author observing him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/monkeybaby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monkey With Baby</image:title><image:caption>A monkey crosses the trail while carrying her baby on her back.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/birdguide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Birding Guide</image:title><image:caption>Our guide spots some birds through his super-scope.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-09T02:03:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2010/11/16/zippity-do-dah/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/zipping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zip Lining</image:title><image:caption>Sliding down a cable at high speed many, many feet above the ground.  Yup, good idea.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/authorzip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Author Geared Up</image:title><image:caption>The author is all geared up and ready to go zip-lining.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-23T13:32:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2010/10/01/beyond-the-littoral/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/thesea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Sea</image:title><image:caption>... And the sea.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/crw_4960.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Littoral</image:title><image:caption>The littoral, where land meets the sea.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-06T00:49:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2010/10/01/a-cold-blue-dawn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sunrisejvfl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunrise in Jacksonville</image:title><image:caption>Dawn as seen from the beach in Jacksonville, Fl.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-04T22:48:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2010/09/20/feet-slapping-pavement/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-04T22:41:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com/2010/08/30/hello-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://c-patrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cimg0210.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CIMG0210</image:title><image:caption>A Nook posing with some of its non-technological ancestors.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-31T20:29:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://c-patrick.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2024-11-07T02:55:01+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
