Author Archives: C. Patrick

Apologies to Steven Moffat

How the author must contritely offer up his ignorance and poor memory as his only excuse. Continue reading

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Paris Hilton is Batman

Bear with me on this one. Check this out: here’s Paris Hilton and she’s insanely, fabulously, ridiculously wealthy and yet half the time we’re hearing about her because she’s gotten herself into trouble again. Maybe she got into a fight … Continue reading

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Warbling

First, they invented bison hunting. We know this because there are pictures of it painted on cave walls in France. Also on bathroom stalls in Detroit. Right after the invention of bison-hunting, though, the boys were milling around the fire, … Continue reading

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